New merch item and instructions

Hello readers! I'm just writing to explain how to clan merch and the new item we will merch. First off, the item we are merching will be the rune pickaxe. We will dump them when they reach 28k. In order for this to work, you will need to buy the pickaxes at max price. They are fairly cheap, only 20k each. Then all you have to do is keep them in your bank untill their price reaches 28k. That is when everyone dumps them, or sells them at market price. After you sell them, just enjoy the profits and wait for the next item! Here's how it works in greater detail:

First off, you buy as many rune pickaxes as you can at max. When everyone buys them at max, the grand exchange will sinse that the rune pickaxes are getting in greater demand. This will cause the prices to rise. All you have to do is wait untill the price gets up to 28k. When the price gets there, all you have to do is sell them at mid price. This works because when you buy them at 20k and sell them at 28k, you make a profit of 8k per axe you buy. Here's an even simpler explonation on what to do:

1- buy rune pickaxes at max price (about 20k)
2- wait untill they reach 28k
3- sell them at mid
4- enjoy the profits and wait untill the next item is picked